How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's white and gluey Glue

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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