- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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