What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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