- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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