- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is white and long? A New York winter

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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