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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

school homewrok

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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