Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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women's rights.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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ejaculation JLR

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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