- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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