what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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