- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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