Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

the NAACP

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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