- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I'm Polish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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