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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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