- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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