- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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