A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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why dont they make black forks

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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