- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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