Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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