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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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