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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Obama

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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