- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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