- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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