- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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