Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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