- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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