yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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deez nuts

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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