- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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