- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Granny porn!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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