- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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