Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Black people stink of shite!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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