What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Lil Wayne

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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