- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??