- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a man checks his mypsace

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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