- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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