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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Leave. Now.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

I don't get it

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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