High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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