- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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