- Anti Joke

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Waffles ate my grandma

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.