Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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it was all Tagart

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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