- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

kennah campion when she talks

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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