Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Anti Joke

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