2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Women can vote? WTF

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats 1+1? window!

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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