What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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