What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Tunechi

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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