- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.