- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

batman farted so hes retarded

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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