Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Phew... it's gone.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Emily Walker.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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