Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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