- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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