What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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