- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

ask me if im a door yes

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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