Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Women's professional sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Read a Book.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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