- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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