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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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