Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssLOLIAMINTHESIDEBAR:Dyouaregaylol

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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