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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Your big dick.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

drugs.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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