- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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