Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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