- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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