- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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