- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Neil is a reterd.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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