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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?