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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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