- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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