- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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