- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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