Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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PICKLES

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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