- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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