- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

run farther?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!