A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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