- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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