Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock knock.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

One, two, three, four and five

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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