A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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star wars kid

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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