- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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