Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A van drives into a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Gay rights.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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