- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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