What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

women's rights.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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