Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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