- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What's white and black? Color blind.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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