- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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