A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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