- Anti Joke

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

=3

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes