Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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why girl die cancer

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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