What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Sarah Palin.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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