quantum physics?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

womans having rights.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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