How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

guess what>? your mum lol

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

sfdg

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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