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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.