- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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