What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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FUCK YOU

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

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