- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Gay republicans

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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