How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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