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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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