who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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