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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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