- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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