- Anti Joke

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.