How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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