- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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