knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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