a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

SBB

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Alex Gedrose.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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