- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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