Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Male leadership.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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