- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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