Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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