Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Your mums a potato

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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