- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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