- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Albino African Americans

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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