- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Two women were sitting quietly.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock who's there? faith

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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