- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I like that, but why am I happy?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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