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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Neither did she.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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