- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

kennah campion when she talks

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.