What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why? Why not?

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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kk

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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