- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

42 Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese