Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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