- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Take part of what?

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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