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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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