- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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