- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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