Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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