What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

women's rights

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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