- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Tucker Rivera

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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