Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Camerons hair is Curly..

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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