- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Gay rights.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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