A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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women's rights

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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