- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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