A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

haha black people :D

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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