- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

HEY!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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