- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man penetrates another man.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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