Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You should read the Terms of Service.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Katy Perry

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Anti Joke

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