- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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