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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you do at a club? You club.

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