- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

FUCK YOU

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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