Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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