- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A black man walks out of a police station

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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