- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Do the roar!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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