- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Everybody will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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