Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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