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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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