- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

There once was this guy and he fell down

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

where is the world?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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