- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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