- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

4 hours later.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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