What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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