Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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