- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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