What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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