- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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