- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants