What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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