Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

WNBA

woman's rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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