Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

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