- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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