- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.