- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

SHUT UP JP

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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